Monday, November 24, 2008

Mock Trial questins for witnesses--I'm the prosecutor

Red Riding Hood:

1)if the white substance you had in your basket isn’t drugs, will you please tell the jurors what it is?

2)You mentioned that your grandmother was arrested? What crime was she charged with?

3) According to you, your grandmother’s baking goods are more important than an innocent pig, whose house was blown down, and whose life was in danger, correct?

Officer Sentry:

1)Officer, is there any doubt in your mind of the defendant’s guilt?

Doctor Horonimous Shill:

1) Doctor, will you please explain to the court was predator’s foot is?

2) You mentioned the defendant getting upset with your receptionist. What did he do on these occasions.

3) What would a wolf, who has no reason to worry, stress about? You said so yourself, he was stressed out and not himself the last time you saw him.

Defendant-Alexander T. Wolf:

1) Mr. Wolf, you’re asking the jury to believe your huffing and puffing, and the eventual destruction of two homes, was a harmless asthma attack?

2) You climbed down the chimney to get sugar from the victims. What was wrong with coming back another day, seeing as how they were apparently not home?

G Canadian Pig:

1) The cookbook magically opened to the recipe for wolf stew, after the your key ingredient tried to kill you? Please come up with some other stories. I’m very much amused.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

seriously

yeah, that lady (Greyleck, i mean) has some serious problems. she needs to get a life and stop ruining everyone elses! and yes, this is Amara, and yes, apperently i'm gonna strt posting on this blog too now...

~blondie~

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

WE NEED CASEY BACK

SERIOUSLY WTF IS WRONG WITH GRELEK? OH I KNOW...EVERYTHING!!! I WANT CASEY....