Saturday, December 13, 2008

actually the questions i copy pasted on an earlier post were like 3 weeks old. i have more now

Red Riding Hood:
1)Will you please state your name for the court?
2)What is your role in this case?
3)Why were you at the scene of the crime?
4)Was this your first encounter with the defendent?
5)Why couldn't your grandmother get her own goodies?
6)Why was your grandmother arrested?
7)How do you know the defendent?

G. Canadian Pig:
1)PLease state your name for the court.
2)Do you know why you are here today?
3)How do you know the defendent?
4)On the day in question, why was the wolf at your house?
5)In your testimony, you mentioned the defendent coming to you house and asking a favor of you. What was the favor?
6) What did you tell him?
7)How did he react when you told him no?
8)Did he sound angry?
9)What happened after you wouldnt let him into your home?
10)What happened when he got to the bottom of the chimney?
11)What did your brothers do when they saw the defendent?
12)Did you call the police?
13)what happened when the police arrived?
14)I understand you are going to therapy. Is it helping?

Officer Sentry:
1)Please state your name and occupation for the court.
2)Why were you called to the scene of the disturbance?
3)What happened upon your arrival?
4)Did the defendent say anything as to his innocence or guilt?
5)Did he blame his asthma when you arrested him, or did he wait until later on?
6)Were there any witnesses who came forward?

Handy Poindexter:
1)Please state your name and occupation for the court.
2)You were called to the homes of two pigs, and surveyed the damage accordingly. Despite a weak support beam, can an asthma attack cause the damage you observed?
3)Will you please describe the damage inflicted upon each home?

Defendent:
1)Please state your name for the court.
2)Why were you at the houses of Crispy, Cordon Blue, and G. Canadian Pig?

(just in case:OBJECTION!ACCORDING TO THIS ARTICLE, YOU GRANDPARENTS DIED IN A CAR CRASH TWO MONTHS AGO!)
3)In your testimony, you mentioned that Red Riding Hood dislikes wolves, you in particular. Any ideas why?
4)What happened at the house of the first victim, Crispy?
5)And the second?
6)You climbed down the chimney of G. Canadian Pig's house. Why not come back the next day?
7)What happened once you reached the bottom of the fireplace?

The Doctor:

1)Please state your name and occupation.
2)How do you know the defendent?
3)Please explain predator's foot to the jury.
4)You mentioned to the police that the wolf gets upset with your receptionist. Why?
5)What does he do when hes upset?
6)What brought on the defendent's "asthma attack"?
7)Over exposure to hay. Stress. First, besides the defendent visiting Crispy, how would he be exposed to hay. And second, what would a wolf, who has no reason to worry, be fretting about?

mock trial questions...

Yes, this is Amara. I know I hardly ever post on this blog, but I am now, so....

I am also an attorney in the mock trial, but I only have questions for three witnesses because I thought the other attorney was going to do the other three, but I realized how wrong I was when she told me she didn't even have an opening statement like she was supposed to...

Red Riding Hood:
1. Please state your name and your involvment in this case.
2. do you know the defendant?
3. How do you know him?
4. Did you see the defendant blow Crispy pigs house down?
5. Did you hear the defendant and Crispy Pig arguing?
6. Did you hear what they were arguing about?

G. Canadian Pig:
1. Please state your name and your involvment in this case.
2. Is this the first time the defendant has tryed to harm you or your brothers?
3. Is this the first time the defendant has tryed to blow your house down?
4. On the day in question, did the defendant enter your house?
5. Did you give him permission to enter your house?
6. If you didn't open the door for him, how did he get in?
7. Do you know why he wanted to enter your house so badly?

Officer Sentry:
1. Please state your name and your involment in this case.
2. Why were you called to the pigs house on the day in question?
3. When you got to the pigs house, what did you find?
4. What did the pigs tell you when you got there?
5. Is there any witnesses to the crime?

And I think that's is...

Monday, November 24, 2008

Mock Trial questins for witnesses--I'm the prosecutor

Red Riding Hood:

1)if the white substance you had in your basket isn’t drugs, will you please tell the jurors what it is?

2)You mentioned that your grandmother was arrested? What crime was she charged with?

3) According to you, your grandmother’s baking goods are more important than an innocent pig, whose house was blown down, and whose life was in danger, correct?

Officer Sentry:

1)Officer, is there any doubt in your mind of the defendant’s guilt?

Doctor Horonimous Shill:

1) Doctor, will you please explain to the court was predator’s foot is?

2) You mentioned the defendant getting upset with your receptionist. What did he do on these occasions.

3) What would a wolf, who has no reason to worry, stress about? You said so yourself, he was stressed out and not himself the last time you saw him.

Defendant-Alexander T. Wolf:

1) Mr. Wolf, you’re asking the jury to believe your huffing and puffing, and the eventual destruction of two homes, was a harmless asthma attack?

2) You climbed down the chimney to get sugar from the victims. What was wrong with coming back another day, seeing as how they were apparently not home?

G Canadian Pig:

1) The cookbook magically opened to the recipe for wolf stew, after the your key ingredient tried to kill you? Please come up with some other stories. I’m very much amused.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

seriously

yeah, that lady (Greyleck, i mean) has some serious problems. she needs to get a life and stop ruining everyone elses! and yes, this is Amara, and yes, apperently i'm gonna strt posting on this blog too now...

~blondie~

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

WE NEED CASEY BACK

SERIOUSLY WTF IS WRONG WITH GRELEK? OH I KNOW...EVERYTHING!!! I WANT CASEY....

Thursday, October 9, 2008

our other blog

http://thingswehatesuchasmichaelamcmanus.blogspot.com

Monday, September 1, 2008

A Blog I Really Like

http://novakfangirl.blogspot.com/

Sunday, August 31, 2008

People

please leave me a comment about why you like or hate my blog, preferabbly under this post. i would really like to now what people think.

Friday, August 22, 2008

ill never go redhead again

tried it over summer i looked awful now im a brunette again

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

my profile icon is from diane neal hostbus

then again thats where most of my pics are from lol

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Monday August 4 2008

The first day of school is Monday, August 4. I cannot wait. I spent 4 hours shopping last night preparing. i got tons of ne clothes and shoes (heels of course, and apair of sneakers for PE) lol thats the only time i wear sneakers. Ill post on that day to let everyone who wants to know how it goes and is kept informed. :D

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Some videos i found on youtube.

















Samantha Corbin's Blog

At a certain point in your life, you may come across a blog called http://death2allwmahaha.blogspot.com. On that blog will say something along the lines of "I am set to have lunch with Diane Neal Friday at Pearls Place" and "Diane Neal has agreed to do an interview with this blog." That is not true. Sam lied on her myspace and god knows what else. Do not believe anything she says. She doesnt even like Diane Neal to prove it, Sam spelled Diane's whole name wrong on her blog. Now you tell me if that is soemthing a "fan" would do. Again, believe nothing Samantha claims to have doen on her blog. She is a liar. I HOPE YOU NEVER COME ACROSS SAM'S BLOG. SHE IS THE SPAWN OF SATAN

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

More videos...