Saturday, December 13, 2008

actually the questions i copy pasted on an earlier post were like 3 weeks old. i have more now

Red Riding Hood:
1)Will you please state your name for the court?
2)What is your role in this case?
3)Why were you at the scene of the crime?
4)Was this your first encounter with the defendent?
5)Why couldn't your grandmother get her own goodies?
6)Why was your grandmother arrested?
7)How do you know the defendent?

G. Canadian Pig:
1)PLease state your name for the court.
2)Do you know why you are here today?
3)How do you know the defendent?
4)On the day in question, why was the wolf at your house?
5)In your testimony, you mentioned the defendent coming to you house and asking a favor of you. What was the favor?
6) What did you tell him?
7)How did he react when you told him no?
8)Did he sound angry?
9)What happened after you wouldnt let him into your home?
10)What happened when he got to the bottom of the chimney?
11)What did your brothers do when they saw the defendent?
12)Did you call the police?
13)what happened when the police arrived?
14)I understand you are going to therapy. Is it helping?

Officer Sentry:
1)Please state your name and occupation for the court.
2)Why were you called to the scene of the disturbance?
3)What happened upon your arrival?
4)Did the defendent say anything as to his innocence or guilt?
5)Did he blame his asthma when you arrested him, or did he wait until later on?
6)Were there any witnesses who came forward?

Handy Poindexter:
1)Please state your name and occupation for the court.
2)You were called to the homes of two pigs, and surveyed the damage accordingly. Despite a weak support beam, can an asthma attack cause the damage you observed?
3)Will you please describe the damage inflicted upon each home?

Defendent:
1)Please state your name for the court.
2)Why were you at the houses of Crispy, Cordon Blue, and G. Canadian Pig?

(just in case:OBJECTION!ACCORDING TO THIS ARTICLE, YOU GRANDPARENTS DIED IN A CAR CRASH TWO MONTHS AGO!)
3)In your testimony, you mentioned that Red Riding Hood dislikes wolves, you in particular. Any ideas why?
4)What happened at the house of the first victim, Crispy?
5)And the second?
6)You climbed down the chimney of G. Canadian Pig's house. Why not come back the next day?
7)What happened once you reached the bottom of the fireplace?

The Doctor:

1)Please state your name and occupation.
2)How do you know the defendent?
3)Please explain predator's foot to the jury.
4)You mentioned to the police that the wolf gets upset with your receptionist. Why?
5)What does he do when hes upset?
6)What brought on the defendent's "asthma attack"?
7)Over exposure to hay. Stress. First, besides the defendent visiting Crispy, how would he be exposed to hay. And second, what would a wolf, who has no reason to worry, be fretting about?

mock trial questions...

Yes, this is Amara. I know I hardly ever post on this blog, but I am now, so....

I am also an attorney in the mock trial, but I only have questions for three witnesses because I thought the other attorney was going to do the other three, but I realized how wrong I was when she told me she didn't even have an opening statement like she was supposed to...

Red Riding Hood:
1. Please state your name and your involvment in this case.
2. do you know the defendant?
3. How do you know him?
4. Did you see the defendant blow Crispy pigs house down?
5. Did you hear the defendant and Crispy Pig arguing?
6. Did you hear what they were arguing about?

G. Canadian Pig:
1. Please state your name and your involvment in this case.
2. Is this the first time the defendant has tryed to harm you or your brothers?
3. Is this the first time the defendant has tryed to blow your house down?
4. On the day in question, did the defendant enter your house?
5. Did you give him permission to enter your house?
6. If you didn't open the door for him, how did he get in?
7. Do you know why he wanted to enter your house so badly?

Officer Sentry:
1. Please state your name and your involment in this case.
2. Why were you called to the pigs house on the day in question?
3. When you got to the pigs house, what did you find?
4. What did the pigs tell you when you got there?
5. Is there any witnesses to the crime?

And I think that's is...